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(to the tune of "Paperback Writer" and with apologies to the Beatles)

WELL I READ A RUMOR ON A COOKING SITE
THAT GEORGE BUSH'S DOG GAVE HIM QUITE A BITE
BASED ON MY GOOGLING AND A LEXIS SEARCH
I'M ON TO THE TRUTH AND I WANT TO BE AN INTERNET BLOGGER
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IT'S A LITTLE STORY WITH A LITTLE SLANT
BUT THAT WON'T STOP ME FROM A RIGHTEOUS RANT
THE SOFTWARE'S EASY, I CAN TYPE REAL FAST
AND THE HOSTING'S FREE SO I GET TO BE AN INTERNET BLOGGER
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I WOULD POST SOME PICTURES BUT I'M NOT SURE HOW
DO YOU THINK WONKETTE WILL SAY THAT I'M A 'WOW'?
I CAN'T READ YOURS BECAUSE I'M WRITING MINE
AND THEY’RE MAKING PROFITS OFF THEIR DIRTY WAR
LOOK! I GOT THREE HITS! AND THAT PROVES THAT I'M AN INTERNET BLOGGER
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SOON I'LL HAVE CREDENTIALS AND ADDRESS THE PREZ
SEE ME SUNDAY MORNING DOING 'MEET THE PRESS'
WHILE THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA LOOKS ON WITH DISDAIN

THEY CAN'T SHUT ME UP, BECAUSE I AM AN INTERNET BLOGGER
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