Dubya sez...

"As you can possibly see, I have an injury myself — not here at the hospital, but in combat with a cedar. I eventually won. The cedar gave me a little scratch. As a matter of fact, the Colonel asked if I needed first aid when she first saw me. I was able to avoid any major surgical operations here, but thanks for your compassion, Colonel."

—Dubya, after visiting with wounded veterans from the Amputee Care Center of Brooke Army Medical Center, San Antonio, Texas, Jan. 1, 2006

Yeah a scratch from a tree limb is comparable to getting your legs blown off. And what's with refering to Laura as Colonel? Must be some kinky stuff going on in Crawford. The mental image I have is funny as well as disturbing.

1 comment:

Bangkok Bertha said...

The idiocy of Dubya knows no bounds. I can totally picture him saying that to those unfortunate people.