The Vent from the AJC

Saturday

I’m so old, I can remember a time when we actually had three branches of federal government.

If President Bush doesn’t stop shooting himself in the foot, he’ll be walking on stumps by the time he leaves office.

The state bird should be the hummingbird. It flaps its wings a lot and goes backwards..

We would be better off if we paid the Georgia legislators to stay home.

The new “Win for Life” lottery is not going over real big here in the nursing home.

When life hands you lemons, throw them back with great force.

The majority of Bush’s 34 percent approval rating must’ve come from Georgia. Look at our state Legislature.