the top ten reasons why beer is better than jesus:

borrowed from skippy the bush kangaroo. hence the lower case letters. skippy does everything lower case.

number ten: no one will kill you for not drinking beer;

number nine: beer doesn't tell you how to have sex;

number eight: beer has never caused a major war;

number seven: they don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves;

number six: when you have a beer, you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away;

number five: nobody's ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of beer;

number four: you don't have to wait 2000+ years for a second beer;

number three: there are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you;

number two: you can prove you have a beer;

and the number one reason why beer is better than jesus: if you've devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop.