8.20.2005

The Saturday Vent

From the sane...
After you've honored the fallen with a moment of silence, it's time to break that silence so that more don't pay the ultimate price.

Getting married to have sex is like setting the house on fire to make toast.

You know your neighborhood is bad when most of your neighbors are in jail.

If you want to get rid of crack pipes in stores, just have them declared a sex toy.

George W. has no housing, food, or car bills. How can he feel our pain?

Is any conflict "honest and worthwhile?" Not if I'm the one being shot at. Get real!

Japan was defeated in 1945, and we still have troops there.

Almost 2,000 American soldiers dead, and Republicans still want to talk about interns.

Bush drove three companies into bankruptcy, and now he's doing it to us and our country.

Americans don’t really have much taste and only minimal intelligence. They DO watch “Being Bobby Brown” and elected Dubya at least once.

The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

...and the insane

Finally, a positive article on what the military is doing in Iraq!

We are still in Iraq because we would rather fight the Islamic jihadists over there than in our own neighborhoods.

2 comments:

Tom said...

The problem with America is stupidity..

Brilliant.. LOL

Jimbob said...

And the proof is that " Being Bobby Brown " actually made it on to the air ! Whose crackhead idea was that ?!?!? I can't think of any two people I would rather watch LESS than those has beens ! Their 15 minutes was up years ago !