The Vent from the AJC

Wednesday

Current Republican leadership is more interested in checks than balances.

Maybe Dubya's neighbor should pack himself and his shotgun over to Iraq.

You idiots elected the wrong millionaire.

The difference between an oenophile and a wino is simply one of net worth.

I am at the age and girth where you can't help but notice the Roman numerals for 40 are XL.

More than 1,800 U.S. soldiers have died in Iraq, and the new constitution will be based on Islamic fundamentalism, not Western democracy. Do your homework before invading another country, Georgie!

I'm from Poland and I demand that the NCAA change "pole vault" to "stick vault."

The gas pump might as well be wearing a mask on it and a "Stick 'em up!" sign.

Am I the only one noticing the more approval ratings go down for Bush, the more gas prices go up? Do you think he's getting back at us?