The Vent from the AJC

Wednesday

Congratulations to Ayatollah Robertson on issuing his first fatwa.

Congratulations, President Bush. In just a few years you have succeeded in forming two new Islamic republics.

A man without God is like a fish without a skateboard.

Cheap condo for sale, Gaza Strip. Call quickly!

Hey, Pat Robertson, remind me again which Bible verse endorses assassination?

I find it interesting that the majority of the vents that are published are bashing Bush, when the majority of the people in this state re-elected him.
(Maybe that's because those of us bashing him can actually read the paper)

Pat Robertson, it is the 700 Club, not 007. You do not have a license to kill!