6.14.2005

Clueless Big Dick

“I’ve never been able to understand his appeal. Maybe his mother loved him, but I’ve never met anybody who does. He’s never won anything, as best I can tell,”
-Cheney, on “Hannity & Colmes.”

For the record, Howard Dean became Governor of Vermont in 1991 after Gov. Richard A. Snelling died of a heart attack while cleaning his pool. In 1992, Howard Dean was elected Governor of Vermont in his own right, and proceeded to win re-election 5 times between 1992 and 2000 before deciding not to seek re-election in 2002 in order to run for President.

Before serving as Governor of Vermont, Howard Dean served as Vermont's Lt. Governor. He was first elected Lt. Governor in 1986.

And lastly, before serving as Vermont's Lt. Governor, Howard Dean served as a member of the Vermont House of Representatives. He was first elected to the Vermont State House in 1982.

Looks like Big Dick needs a lesson on winning, as best I can tell.

4 comments:

Bangkok Bertha said...

Cheney is such a vile human being. What are the latest odds on when his next (and perhaps final?) heart attack is going to be?

John in Atlanta said...

I don't normally wish death on anyone but Big Dick is as deserving as anyone for a good chest clutching. I think I'll start referring to him as Whatta Dick.

Tom said...

I do have to admire one particular Cheney attribute.. I posted it on my blog, but then thought better of it and took it down..

It's the only thing about the man that is impressive.. He's just a huge dick.. nothing more..

John in Atlanta said...

Oh yeah I saw that. I still haven't heard if it's authentic or not. That's the reason I refer to him as "Big Dick." Well, that and the fact that he's just a big dick. I think I'll just stick wioth my new term "Whatta Dick."