The Vent from the AJC

FRIDAY

Everybody say it together now: Aruban. Not Arubian. That includes you, Katie Couric.

I don't know who these people are wearing the Braves uniforms, but someone tell them they are not allowed to play this bad until October.

The U.S. withdrew from Vietnam before Nixon was shamed into quitting. Buy a history book.

If Howard Dean put on 200 pounds, divorced a couple of wives, abused pain pills, and substituted the word "liberal" for "Republican" in his speeches, you conservatives would listen to him on the radio.

I guess Sen. Frist may have been just a little bit wrong when he diagnosed that Terri Schiavo responded to visual stimuli, with her being blind and all.