The Vent from the AJC

Monday

Airline pension plans in trouble due to a drop in the stock market? Tell me again what Bush wants to do with Social Security.

Enough about Mark Felt being a traitor. If we had more conscientious whistle-blowers like him, maybe we wouldn't have such a corrupt government.

The last thing Moses said after bringing those "pesky commandments" down was, "OK people, I got Him down to 10, but adultery is still in there!"

Dumb Driver 103: The moron in the left turn lane with his right turn signal on… AND a W sticker. Yes he turned left.

The only reason Ralph Reed moved to Georgia is because he knows our voters are morons. Can you say "flag?"

If they're living, let them smoke whatever they want.