The Vent from the AJC


Yeah, but America was built on the back of immigrants who followed the law and entered the country legally.

Terri Schiavo's brain had shrunk? No wonder Congress wanted to keep her alive. She's one of them!

What if Earth is the insane asylum for the universe?

My husband votes Republican. Our child swallowed a coin and he deducted it from his allowance.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

Hey, AJC, I hear from other sources that the "Downing Street Memos" are newsworthy. You might want to check it out.

Atlanta has a crumbling sewer system, our children go to school in trailers, but—-never you mind—-Atlanta is building an aquarium!

What’s the difference between a Republican and a hillbilly? NOTHING!


"Iraq" is Arabic for "Vietnam."

With the war on terrorism, the Patriot Act and the war on drugs, we have nothing to celebrate this Independence Day.

Have you noticed that when politicians want the rules changed in their favor, they call it "reform"?

Georgia's unemployment rate is higher than the national average. But it's OK, because we're all Republicans now.

The world must be coming to an end. Friday night at 8 p.m., the Varsity was out of french fries and onion rings!

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