The Vent from the AJC

Thursday edition:

If there were no sheep, there would be no wool sweaters or Republican Party.

I was wondering the other day why a Frisbee keeps getting bigger and bigger the closer it gets to you, and then it hit me.

The United States is falling behind the rest of the world in education and scientific research, but we are gaining in religious fanaticism.

It is always entertaining to see Chicken Hawks, like Saxby Chambliss (who didn't serve) making political hay by giving Memorial Day speeches.

W. Mark Felt is an imposter. Deep Throat is Linda Lovelace.