The Vent from the AJC

Tuesday vents:

Don't feel bad: Only oil-rich political families from Texas can afford private schools and cocaine.

You know Sen. Saxby Chambliss is worthless when his own Armed Services Committee ignores him on base closings.

Oprah, the Anti-Christ?? Nah, try George “Dubya” Bush.

Props to the “damn you Walmart” ventor. That chain is EVIL with a D!

Yes, Fox News is balanced. Balanced somewhere right of Bush and left of Falwell…

Fox News Channel is as fair and balanced as professional wrestling is tasteful and un-scripted.

The ventor who thinks that Fox News is successful because it’s “fair and balanced” probably also believes that there really were WMDs in Iraq, that Saddam really did kick the inspectors out, and that George Bush did everything he could to avoid war. Drink the Kool-aid, baby!

I had jury duty the other day and the judge asked if anybody had a problem awarding the “undocumented immigrant” back pay for loss wages due to injury sustained. Your darn skippy I raised my hand.