The Vent from the AJC

Tuesday edition:

Rumsfeld has taken a page from McNamara on how to conduct a war.

If the ex-head of the CIA can get a Medal of Freedom for bad intelligence, why not the reporter from Newsweek?

The Bush administration flushes the U.S. Constitution down the toilet pretty much every day.

A court date has been set for the runaway bride. The day before, don’t be surprised if she wants to jog near a bus station.

Ann Currie is fine… Ann Coulter is a mean, skinny, ugly guy in drag!