The Vent from the AJC

Tuesday edition:

And here I always figured Saddam Hussein was more a boxers than a briefs kinda despot.

Peace, that brief moment in history where everyone stands around reloading.

While Dubya has been beating the Bible, chopping down forests and wasting money and lives in the Iraqi sand trap, North Korea developed the bomb, South Korea became the stem-cell research leader and the dollar plummeted to an all-time low. Now that's leadership!

Ever seen the old lady panhandling at North Druid Hills and I -85? At the end of her "work day," she walks down to the Krystal and gets in her Cadillac to go home. Suckers!

I'm going to hold my breath until this state turns blue.

Atlanta: Where it is considered impolite not to return fire.