5.03.2005

The 15 pound hamburger!

America has to be the only country where we are committing mass suicide by food. Is it me or that just insane? And where are the religious nutcases? I thought gluttony was a sin.

Pa. Eatery Offers New 15-Pound Burger

5 comments:

Suzy said...

YUCK!

Jimbob said...

Should have been called the"Toilet
Bowl Buster", cuz that's what's
gonna happen once that baby makes
its way thru your system!

John in Atlanta said...

lol :-)

Mixter said...

Ever see "Monty Python's the Meaning of Life?" Reminds me of the "Fuck off, I'm full!" guy who is persuaded to eat the after-dinner mint, then explodes!

Mixter

John in Atlanta said...

OMG - Excellent movie!

MR. CREOSOTE: [groaning]
MAITRE D: And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint.
MR. CREOSOTE: Nah.
MAITRE D: Oh, sir, it's only a tiny, little, thin one.
MR. CREOSOTE: No. Fuck off. I'm full.
MAITRE D: Oh, sir. Hmm?
MR. CREOSOTE: [groan]
MAITRE D: It's only wafer thin.
MR. CREOSOTE: Look. I couldn't eat another thing. I'm absolutely stuffed.
Bugger off.
MAITRE D: Oh, sir, just-- just one.
MR. CREOSOTE: [groaning] All right. Just one.
MAITRE D: Just the one, monsieur. Voila.
MR. CREOSOTE: [groaning]
MAITRE D: Bon appetit.
MR. CREOSOTE: [groaning]
[suspenseful music]
[music stops]
[crash]
[BOOM]
[goosh]
[goosh]
[mayhem]
MAITRE D: Thank you, sir, and now, here's ze check.